Why do you want to be bad, Sydney? Are you in truth the rebel type?
"Ugh! I live with my grandparents and they are full religious freaks who don't let me do whatever! I have a 7 p.m. curfew and I can only use the phone in the family room. It's like prison. So, whenever I can, I like to sneak out and do wild things. Just so I can prove that I am still alive and a teen! They don't know but I got some tattoos and my nipples are pierced! Isn't that freaky and sexy? And I'm not even a virgin anymore. I gave it up last week!"
Who'd you give up your v-card to, Sydney?
"This is going to sound entirely nuts, but I penetrated the ice-cream bloke. You know, that bloke who drives around the neighborhood in that huge, white ice-cream truck with the music blaring? Well, he is hotter than sexy and I flirt with him all the time. He picked me up in that truck the other nighttime and he penetrated me like loony on shirt of those ice cream coolers in the back. The cold in truth helped when he popped my cherry. Now, I am so in passion with him!"
Whoa! What encounters if your grandparents find out?
"They will soon enough 'cause I am dancing in with him just as soon as I can. He stays in a big warehouse studio with some dudes who work at the bowling alley in town. He stated I could live there, too. Can you imagine how great it will be when I live there? We can, like, penetrate all the time, anywhere!"