Hi, Carmella. You were looking for a fellow to explore your freaky side with in the Holiday '07 issue. Did you find him?
"I'm still looking! I keep trying to hook up with all these chaps and they shoot me down. It's so penetrated up! I simply moved into my own site and I am ready to have loony, freaky, entirely nasty-style sex everywhere my room. I simply need a beau! And it's terrific 'cause I can see in my neighbors' windows and they are always penetrating and getting it on. I simply lie on my couch and view them all the time and smooth my hole. It's like free porn! Just seeing them do it makes my hole so moist. I get a moist location on my lingerie."
Have you considered hooking up with them for a hot threesome?
"That's loony that you would say that 'cause that's my fantasy. They're both in their late 30s and actually fit and hot. I check them out all the time. Sometimes I fantasize that they catch me checking them out through their window albeit they fool around. Then, I hear a knock on my door and it's them and they come in here and have their way with me. That's my favorite fantasy 'cause I guess that it could come true one day soon!"
Are you going to let them know you want to come in on their sex life?
"Well, I always talk to Doug, that's the chap. I bump into him in the hall sometimes and he makes sorta hot comments simply about how strong my bod is. The other day, his wife, Sandra, asked me to help her with some bags she was carrying and I coulda sworn she was staring at my mammaries! When she realized I saw her, she simply smiled and winked. I guess they want me bad, too."